Doc's Team rankings 4-17-2012

Well...I decided I'll give my own little twist to power rankings. It's early in the season so you can expect these to move around quite a bit over the course of the season...except for the Astros.

Rank	Team	Comment
1	Nationals	It's quite simple: this team is pretty damn good.
2	Dodgers	Just sitting and waiting until Magic Johnson decides he should manage this team.
3	Rangers	Honestly, I don't see anyone stopping this team this year.
4	Cardinals	New manager, new pitching coach, no Pujols, same results.  UGH!
5	Tigers	Jim Leyland thinks the White Sox can beat this team. I think he's wrong.
6	Diamondbacks	I still don't get this team.
7	Yankees	I can't believe this team only has 5 wins
8	Orioles	Congratulations, Orioles fans...you've hit the pinnacle of your season
9	Mets	Congratulations, Mets fans...you've hit the pinnacle of your season
10	Blue Jays	I love the new uniforms.  I fully expect those uniforms to lead this team to 90 wins this year.
11	Phillies	This team really needs to score more runs....badly.
12	Rays	The Rays seem to be recovering nicely from the loss of Sam Fuld.
13	Braves	They really handed it to the Brewers this past weekend.
14	Mariners	Ichiro has a .690 IPS in the 3 spot in the lineup. Um...yeah...ok.
15	Marlins	I think the Marlins should suspend Ozzie Guillen for 5 games more often.
16	White Sox	I have a deep fear this team isn't as bad I was think they were going to be.
17	Reds	There are already some negative murmurs going around about this team.
18	Brewers	This team has seriously stuggled, and surprisingly, it's not because of Ryan Braun.
19	Boston	I'm trying to be impartial here, but this team is a mess.
20	Twins	Only a couple years in and that Joe Mauer contract is becoming a real bear.
21	Angels	Way to go!  You got Pujols!  Um...now what?
22	Indians	They should just ban games in Cleveland before April 30th.
23	Rockies	I just ignore this team until August.
24	Giants	They still have one more big contract to give out.
25	Royals	Despite everything, this team is always in the same place every year.
26	Pirates	Despite everything, this team is always in the same place every year.
27	Cubs	This is what rebuilding looks like, Cubs fans.  Deal with it.
28	Athletics	Will someone please build this team a new stadium?
29	Padres	They might have the best farm system in baseball, but their big league team sucks.
30	Colt 45's	I don't care what their record is...this team sucks.