This obviously has spun off a ton of smart ass comments...so here are a few:
- Jim Hendry has been named Executive VP of Doughnut Operations of the Yankees.
- Yankees hope to lure Alfonso Soriano home.
- Jim Hendry: Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
- Yankees continue to pluck former Cubs to create a culture of losing.
- A-Rod signs contract extension for $300 million through the year 2042.
- Hendry looks to reunite Aaron Miles, Milton Bradley and Jason Marquis in New York.
- Yankees look to re-sign Jorge Posada to a backloaded, 8 year contract.
- Restaurants in the Bronx rejoice!
- Constantly winning is boring.
- Cubs fans eagerly wait news of Crane Kenney joining the Yankees.
- Yankees look to rework all contracts to include no-trade clauses.
- The Yankees actually hired Hendry 4 months ago, but kept it a secret.
- The Yankees decide to start ignoring all advanced statistics.
- George Costanza has finally been replaced.
- The job of Jim Hendry's dream. Unlimited money to spend!
- This is the compensation to the Red Sox for Theo Epstein.
And the jokes keep coming.
Do you have any to add?
