This list will help you follow what the heck I'm talking about.
- ABATT: blog "Bleed Cubbie Blue"
- ACB: "Another Cubs Blog" who still love Milton Bradley
- Beaker: Former Cub, and garden staple, Matt Murton
- Buttercup: Former Cub and former future Cy Young award winner Mark Prior
- Crickets: The Ricketts family, the new owners of the Cubs and our Insect Overlords
- E6: Former Cub and current little leaguer (Pirate) Ronny Cedeno.
- Fox Trot: Cubs DH, Jake Fox.
- Hufflepuff: Micah Hoffpauir, a nickname created by a son of a guy I work with.
- JJ: One of my all-time least favorite Cubs, Jacque Jones.
- Jenga: Milton Bradley, the board game.
- K-Fuk: Kosuke Fukudome
- LOHO: The blog "A League of Her Own" run by Cubbie Julie
- Muskrat: cubs.com beat reporter Carrie Muskat.
- Poo-Holes: Albert Pujols...the Cardinals chemically enhanced superstar.
- REEDZ: Cubs outfielder Reed Johnson
- Spellcheck or F7: Cubs pitcher and great Notre Dame wide receiver Jeff Samardzija (at times I'll just spell his name something like this--Samdafpodfiaudfjadkfja)
- Toe-Thumbs: backup catcher Koyie Hill who had an accident a couple of years ago.
- TOOTBLAN: Thrown out on the basepaths like a nincompoop. This was created as a short way of describing Theriot's baserunning issues.
