Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Doc's Team rankings 4-17-2012

Well...I decided I'll give my own little twist to power rankings. It's early in the season so you can expect these to move around quite a bit over the course of the season...except for the Astros.

1NationalsIt's quite simple: this team is pretty damn good.
2DodgersJust sitting and waiting until Magic Johnson decides he should manage this team.
3RangersHonestly, I don't see anyone stopping this team this year.
4CardinalsNew manager, new pitching coach, no Pujols, same results.  UGH!
5TigersJim Leyland thinks the White Sox can beat this team. I think he's wrong.
6DiamondbacksI still don't get this team.
7YankeesI can't believe this team only has 5 wins
8OriolesCongratulations, Orioles fans...you've hit the pinnacle of your season 
9MetsCongratulations, Mets fans...you've hit the pinnacle of your season
10Blue JaysI love the new uniforms.  I fully expect those uniforms to lead this team to 90 wins this year.
11PhilliesThis team really needs to score more runs....badly.
12RaysThe Rays seem to be recovering nicely from the loss of Sam Fuld.
13BravesThey really handed it to the Brewers this past weekend.  
14MarinersIchiro has a .690 IPS in the 3 spot in the lineup. Um...yeah...ok.  
15MarlinsI think the Marlins should suspend Ozzie Guillen for 5 games more often.
16White SoxI have a deep fear this team isn't as bad I was think they were going to be.
17RedsThere are already some negative murmurs going around about this team. 
18BrewersThis team has seriously stuggled, and surprisingly, it's not because of Ryan Braun.
19BostonI'm trying to be impartial here, but this team is a mess. 
20TwinsOnly a couple years in and that Joe Mauer contract is becoming a real bear.
21AngelsWay to go!  You got Pujols!  Um...now what?  
22IndiansThey should just ban games in Cleveland before April 30th.
23RockiesI just ignore this team until August.
24GiantsThey still have one more big contract to give out.
25RoyalsDespite everything, this team is always in the same place every year.
26PiratesDespite everything, this team is always in the same place every year.
27CubsThis is what rebuilding looks like, Cubs fans.  Deal with it.
28AthleticsWill someone please build this team a new stadium?
29PadresThey might have the best farm system in baseball, but their big league team sucks.
30Colt 45'sI don't care what their record is...this team sucks.