It’s time to look at the match up for the World Series...
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The Managers:
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Bruce Bochy (yawn) |
Vs.
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Named after the city where he buys his cocaine from. |
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Stupid quirky team unifying thingy…
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The Beard (ugh!) |
Vs.
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And some stupid stag antlers thing. (UGH!) |
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The fan base:
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Hippies |
Vs.
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Cowboys |
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Superstar:
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Dopehead |
Vs.
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The alcoholic |
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Former potential Governors of their state:
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Arnold Jackson |
Vs.
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A guy named Kinky |
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Former juiced up superstar:
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Mr. Friendly |
Vs.
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The lab experiment |
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Symbols of the area:
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The Golden Gate |
Vs.
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Black Gold (but no gate) |
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The prediction…Giants in 6 games.